Whitey McWhitenstein

We know there's that ol' axiom "write what you know." And, in this day and age, it could probably be tweaked to say "blog what you know." But, we just wanted to ask Violet Blue ^TM one question: yer aware that there are sexy people in the world who aren't white, right? Yknow, besides yer celebrity BFF Margaret Cho.








Yeah, uh, we were just wonderin'!

Noname Jane Can Haz a Benefit!

This will immediately be followed by a benefit to buy cupcakes for Violet Blue ^TM to drown her sorrows in.

Girl Love When Yr Lawyer's Not Around

Hmm, isn't it interesting what happens to one's vehement arguments and legal brouhahas when one steps into the way back machine and takes a gander at ye olde recent past?

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I guess it's all fun 'n' games until someone thinks you starred in Shut Up & Blow Me #29, right? Because we all know sex positivity's all about approvin' of the RIGHT porn stars, isn't it, princess??

Attention! Achtung! Attencion! Attenzione!

Quote Source: Warren Beatty to Madonna's off-camera doctor in the documentary Truth or Dare.

VIOLET BLUE (TM) CAN HAZ!!

GRRRR, VIOLET BLUE (TM) SMASH!!!

OMG U GUYZ!!!!! We used our Magick Internet Powerz to haxx0r this super secret email from Violet Blue ^TM about her latest legal woes. Take a gander!!

Date: 9/5/08
From: Violet Blue ^TM
To: [redacted]
Subject: I AM ONE AND ONLY VIOLET BLUE ^TM!!!

Dear [redacted],

HOLY FUCKING CRAP!!! I just found out there is ANOTHER Violet Blue out there trying to steal my name and fame!! Check it out: THERE IS TOTALLY A FLOWER NAMED "VIOLET BLUE!!!" What. The. Fuck?! I mean, it just sits there in a field in the sun which I would NEVER do! I sit inside in front of my computer blogging and vlogging and writing eBooks and iBooks and trying to obtain restraining orders and suing people who TRY TO USE MY FUCKING NAME!!! Which has a TM after it, hello?!? That means I AM THE ONLY ONE!!! Needless to say I am totally suing the fuck out of this flower. OUT OF ALL OF THEM!!! My lawyer is running from field to field serving the hell out of those lazy-ass flowers trying to get rich and famous off of my massive celebrity status. God. It's like, rilly hard to be me sometimes.

Anyways, I've attached some photos that you should post in your blog and get all your friends to post so people get it through their thick skulls that I AM THE ONE AND ONLY VIOLET BLUE ^TM!!!! God, I bet my dearest darling famous friend Margaret Cho never has to deal with this. She just has to deal with racism and stuff. This is way harder.

eKisses,
Violet Blue ^TM

To Do List!

OH EM GEE YOU GUYZ!!! We have stumbled upon one of Violet Blue ^TM's to do lists! Let's take a peek into the daily doings of a professional Violet Blue ^TM!!!!!

Violet Blue ^TM To Do List for 9/3/08:

1) Sexualize totally non-sexual tech items in steamy podcast.

2) Fart in a box. Mail to Boing Boing offices.

3) Finish book on cyber-frottage.

4) Scour Internet for negative comments about Violet Blue ^TM. Sue/obtain restraining orders as appropriate.

5) Vlog today's bowel movement. TOUCH UP ROOTS FIRST!!

6) Sensual cupcake photo shoot!!!!