Friday, August 29, 2008

WWVB(TM) DO?

Life gettin' you down? Trolls be hatin', you gotta be litigatin' and not everyone in the world is on your side and worshipin' at yer altar? Just ask yerself: What Would Violet Blue TM Do? Here's a handy list of Violet BlueTM tips for when yer feelin' beset 'n' besieged:

1) Try a sexxxy photo shoot in yer very own living room! Cupcake-on-crotch optional.

2) Kiss yer HaCkEr bOi boyfriend a lot. Def. take photos!

3) Remind everyone about yer FAMOUS FRIENDS!!!!1!!

4) BLOG ABOUT IT!!! DUH!!

5) Hot Topic shopping spree!!!

6) Post lotsa photos of naked white people!

7) When in doubt:

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