To Do List!

OH EM GEE YOU GUYZ!!! We have stumbled upon one of Violet Blue ^TM's to do lists! Let's take a peek into the daily doings of a professional Violet Blue ^TM!!!!!

Violet Blue ^TM To Do List for 9/3/08:

1) Sexualize totally non-sexual tech items in steamy podcast.

2) Fart in a box. Mail to Boing Boing offices.

3) Finish book on cyber-frottage.

4) Scour Internet for negative comments about Violet Blue ^TM. Sue/obtain restraining orders as appropriate.

5) Vlog today's bowel movement. TOUCH UP ROOTS FIRST!!

6) Sensual cupcake photo shoot!!!!